Why not make the "stimulus bill" a kazillion dollars?
Indeed, why stop at 800 Billion? Why limit the economic stimulus? The sky is the limit! You all want things to get better right... We should simply cut to the chase, turn over all property to our government, as well as all money and savings, and expect they will distribute it properly. Why wouldn't they? They know best in Washington, better than we could ever hope to. They are the smartest, best, most righteous, least scandalous, and most honorable. I say give it all to them. That's what America really voted for last November, real change, and oh, by the way, send that into Washington DC, too.