The IRS sent back my tax return. Seems as though I answered one of the questions wrong.
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',
I listed:
12 million illegal immigrants, 10 million crack heads, 20 million unemployed bastards too lazy to work, 140,000 people in 133 penal establishments, 2 million leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, all of the Senate, and most of the House of Representatives.
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.
